He stands in the gap

PREACHERS ARE AFRAID TO TALK ABOUT IT, BECAUSE THEY'RE AFRAID THEIR FLOCK MIGHT GET INTERESTED IN A LITTLE SPIRITUAL REALITY, and seek for the Holy Ghost, the supernatural, and the miraculous, and the ecstasies of the Spirit, or even stray off to some demon-possessed medium in some spiritualistic seance trying to find it in the wrong kind! So they don't tell you about healing for fear you might go to the Christian Scientists; or Scriptural Psychology, for fear you might get into Unity or New Thought; and they're afraid to tell you about Bible Prophecy, for fear the Seventh Day Adventists or the Jehovah Witnesses might lead you astray if you got interested enough; they're scared to death to tell you about Eternal Salvation by Grace, because that means "once saved, always saved!", and you wouldn't need them or their damned church buildings any more to keep you saved--isn't that the Truth!
AND THEY DON'T WANT TO TELL THEIR PEOPLE ABOUT WITNESSING, for fear they might find so much of a job in that that they wouldn't come to church any more because church would be too dead for them--no action, no excitement, no challenge, no reward--and they might get too independent!--And they certainly wouldn't teach you the spiritual truth about their unscriptural, God-damned church buildings, or it would wreck their whole God-damned religious system!--And they surely don't want you to hear about the communism of the Early Church--their powerful communal living--and God's financial plan of forsaking all and serving only one Master, for then they'd have to do it themselves, and that would really fix their wagon and make them sound too much like Communists; and they certainly don't want to inform you that Jesus Christ is your High Priest and Mediator because the might eliminate the need for the priesthood and Mariolatry!
AND THEY SURELY DON'T WANT TO LET YOU IN ON THE SECRETS OF SEX, AND THAT SEX IS OF GOD, created by God, and commanded by God for your enjoyment, unity, fellowship, procreation, and a type of His own relationship with us in the Spirit, instead of a sinful result of the Fall, as taught by those same God-damned religionists to try to deny us our rightful heritage and freedom, so they can keep us under their control!
AND THEY'RE CERTAINLY AFRAID TO TELL YOU THAT YOU'RE NO LONGER UNDER THE LAW--the Old Mosaic Law--but now under Grace--freed and liberated, lest you be delivered from the bondage of their legalism and demanding legalistic religions!
AND THEY SURE DIDN'T TELL YOU YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO TO CHURCH ON SUNDAY or you wouldn't be there to put your money in the wastebasket, under their control, and they wouldn't have anybody to preach their pusillanimous, platitudinous, sanctimonious, pietudinous, pulpit puke to! And they sure wouldn't want you to know that there's no such thing as a formal wedding ceremony in the entire Bible--just a wingding of a wedding party--a rootin'-tootin' rip-snorting shin-diggin', wild and woolley wedding whammy, for which Jesus Himself made wine on one occasion--otherwise they'd lose that crooked little wedding fee--because who needs 'em to get married! Can't you just see God standing there in the Garden of Eden with His little black book performing some kind of a ceremony to get Adam and Eve hitched--and where in the hell did they get the license?--Sure as shootin', they didn't--they just took one good look at each other, stark naked, liked what they saw, and went to it, like any normal God-created male and female ought to! (Of course now, due to the Devil's control through sin we gotta give everybody their cut--the preacher, the judge, and the medicine man, to keep the System happy and stay out of jail, in order to get married!)
9. AND BY ALL MEANS, THEY CERTAINLY DIDN'T TELL YOU THAT YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET A GREAT BIG FORMAL EDUCATION, including three years in a religious cemetery and be ordained under some God-damned denomination, and have some kind of a church building in order to serve the Lord--or this would have ripped off another one of the cornerstones of their whole God-damned religious system--Big Education--formalistic, atheistic, liberalistic, modernistic, and anti-Christ--the God-is-dead-kind! And they also said we shouldn't say "God-damned"--although He has damned them Himself for their unbelieving, Christ-hating, Pharisaical hypocrisy! And they say we can't use such juicy words as "Hell"--I guess because we might use it on their helluva religion, and describe the place they're going to--and frighten their sinning church members into Heaven!

-Mo